Funny Quote by David Cross Download Open image “I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.” — David Cross ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Gay Gay marriage Humor Marriage Problem Rational
I've got nothing against gay marriage, it's not my issue. All right, I want homosexual Americans to be happy and to pursue happiness. — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
I don't have a problem with people who support gay marriage but I do have a problem with people who try to force me… — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
I don't support gay marriage. I'm just not there, as far as believing in my heart that we should change 2,000 years of social… — Matt Salmon Copy Share Image
I don't support gay marriage despite being a conservative. I support gay marriage because I am a conservative. — Jens Spahn Copy Share Image
I support allowing gay couples to marry because of - not in spite of - my values. And many of those values are the… — Mark Udall Copy Share Image
Gay marriage is absolutely something that I am in full support of and a big advocate of, and I think it's an important issue,… — Jamie-Lynn Sigler Copy Share Image
I'm not for gay marriage, but I'm not for discriminating against people. — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
Like the vast majority of Americans, I've opposed same-sex marriage, but I've also opposed unjust discrimination against anyone, for racial or religious reasons, or… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide,… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross Copy Share Image
There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I grew up in that minority. I grew up in the South, in Roswell, Georgia, and it was heavily white, Baptist, conservative. And the… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the… — David Cross Copy Share Image
It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and it's pointed… — David Cross Copy Share Image
You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Most people who have kids are, "Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I was in Antwerp - which, I had about 20 shows left at that point - and a guy said, "That's Dave Attell's." Also,… — David Cross Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
