Doctors Quote by Dave Barry

“Today I noticed a slim bar of soap lodged deep in the throat of the sink. My fingers can’t reach that far down the…

— Eula Biss

I'm always gonna be crazy about dishes in the sink. Crazy! Because it's a sign of disrespect. It says that you think someone else…

— Lara Logan

“I wash my hands before putting them in sanitation gloves.”

— Jarod Kintz

I'm messy, but my sinks, toilets and work surfaces are clean.

— Lucy Beaumont

Western doctors are like poor plumbers. They treat a splashing tub by cleaning up the water. These plumbers are extremely apt at drying up…

— Denis Parsons Burkitt

I love a good scrub, especially on my face.

— Stella Maxwell

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

— Bill Cosby

“Doctors is all swabs.”

— Robert Louis Stevenson

“A customer facing crucial decisions: What should I wipe myself with? What should I brush with? His personal hygiene was deteriorating rapidly as he…

— Benson Bruno

I got very cross with the term, kitchen sink. It just meant that you invaded different kinds of houses, where it was very difficult…

— Timothy West

“Like plumbing, medicine is a profession where you learn early on not to put your fingers in your mouth.”

— Diana Gabaldon

“Washing your hands of something requires soap.”

— Craig D Lounsbrough