Command Quote by Dave Barry

No one cares what operating system you run as long as it stays up.

— Bruce Perens

The definition of an 'operating system' is bound to evolve with customer demands and technological possibilities.

— Virginia Postrel

My current computer, in addition to 'DOS,' has 'Windows,' which is another invention of Bill Gates, designed as a security measure to thwart those…

— Dave Barry

Microsoft has been taking a series of steps for a while now to close down the Windows ecosystem. They can't do it all at…

— Tim Sweeney

A computer is like air conditioning - it becomes useless when you open Windows

— Linus Torvalds

Huh? Windows was designed to keep the idiots away from Unix so we could hack in peace. Let's not break that.

— Tom Christiansen

It is the fate of operating systems to become free.

— Neal Stephenson

“You can't get a personal computer to work without Windows (this is under the assumption you can actually get Windows to work).”

— Steven B. Green

Windows Updates have sometimes been a pain point for users. The update pop-ups can interrupt a movie or a video game, and the automatic…

— Ben Parr

The future of Windows is to let the computer see, listen and even learn.

— Bill Gates

The Windows Update reminder to restart your computer is like a little kid. You tell it that youll restart later, so it goes away,…

— Azgraybebly Joslan

“But you’re not that smart, I mean, your species is responsible for Windows Vista.” “Vist- that was a long time ago!” “It’s still an…

— Craig Alanson