Appliances Quote by Dave Barry

I don't know how to use a washing machine.

— Ronan Keating

My washing machine overwhelms me with its options and its sophistication.

— Uma Thurman

I told my wife, when I go up to the garage and I wash my Cobra, I feel like I'm cheating on her.

— Bill Goldberg

Women and Washing Machines are similar in a way, you have to use your hands in their absence.

— Anonymous

I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care…

— Peter Griffin

Cash her out, toss her up, wash her up that's the spin cycle.

— 2 Chainz

It's in the homes of spiteful old widows that one finds such cleanliness.

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

I can't write if someone else is in the house, not even the cleaning woman.

— Patricia Highsmith

I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should never hire…

— Scott Adams

To this day I clean better than most maids.

— Ernest Borgnine

It's not nothing when you're abroad and you don't have a washing machine.

— Darryl Pinckney

It's so important to me to do the washing, do the Hoovering. I don't ever want to lose contact with that.

— Kate Bush