Bad news Quote by Peter Griffin

Just because your wife schmoozes with somebody too much, you can't go throwing the kids out with the bath water! And that's the way…

— Nick Nolte

Don't wife her cause she's a bad b*tch, wife her cause she was there when you ain't have sh*t.

— Pretty Ladii

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

— Woody Allen

My wife told me I'm not as disgusting to her as I used to be.

— John Kruk

I'll make a horrible housewife. It's not like I'm disgusting, but I'm pretty bad about having a drink or eating something and then leaving…

— Camilla Luddington

If she helps you bury the bodies, Wife her.

— Nikhil Saluja

I comfort myself with the reflection that your wife will possibly be able to curb your desire--I admit, a natural one for the most…

— Georgette Heyer

That never goes over big with your wife. I will be a very good husband for a change.

— Donald Trump

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

— Stephen Hawking

Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.

— Dave Barry

“I see that you’re about to leave, Rick. I just wanted to make sure that you didn’t miss the Thighmaster over there? Well, what…

— Simon Brass

Don't complain that your wife …..

— Vikrant Parsai