Meetings Quote by Dave Barry

Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.

— Dave Barry

“Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate. —DAVE BARRY, Pulitzer…

— Timothy Ferriss

Meetings are held because men seek companionship or, at a minimum, wish to escape the tedium of solitary duties. They yearn for the prestige…

— John Kenneth Galbraith

A meeting is an occasion when people gather together, some to say what they do not think, and others not to say what they…

— Vladimir Voinovich

Meetings are a symptom of bad organization. The fewer meetings the better.

— Peter Drucker

Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.

— John Kenneth Galbraith

Meetings ... are rather like cocktail parties. You don't want to go, but you're cross not to be asked.

— Jilly Cooper

“Meetings are the Hail Marys of alcoholics. You can do or almost do anything, feel anything, commit any number of non-sober atrocities, as long…

— Augusten Burroughs

Most meetings are too long, too dull, too unproductive - and too much a part of corporate life to be abandoned.

— Lois Wyse

No one should ever be ashamed of going to meetings. It's healthy, it's therapeutic and it's the right way to live.

— Naomi Campbell

No action, activity, or process is more central to a healthy organization than the meeting

— Patrick Lencioni

A lot of meetings are held to arrange when to have meetings. ... Meetings today are usually called conferences to make them sound more significant.

— Jilly Cooper