Meeting Quote by Dave Barry
“Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot masturbate”
About This Quote
Source Essay: “The Art of the Meeting” by Dave Barry, 1990
Meetings become a habit when people avoid solitude and self‑reflection, using them as a socially acceptable distraction.
In simple terms: People use meetings to avoid being alone with thoughts.
Key Takeaway
Recognize when meetings are avoidance, not necessity.
Themes
productivity
social dynamics
avoidance
Mood
irritated
reflective
Type
satirical
observational
When to use this quote
- team planning
- decision making
- creative brainstorming
- conflict resolution
Key Concepts
behavioral economics
organizational culture
Questions to Reflect On
- Do you schedule meetings to solve problems or to fill time?
- How could you replace a meeting with focused work?
A Different Perspective
Meetings can still be valuable for coordination if purposefully designed.
