Doctors Quote by Dave Barry

I discovered is that I have a couple of valves that were leaky and had been giving, gave me a problem then. But I…

— Al Jarreau

I was taken to the hospital for observation. I stayed several days, didn't observe anything, and I left.

— George Carlin

If I got hit by a truck, I would want to go to hospital, but if something is bothering me I will see my…

— Pamela Sue Martin

If one of you pass out and go to the emergency room, the hospital has to see you. But when you go to the…

— Corrine Brown

They told me that I had a leaky valve, which is something that is certainly not life-threatening. It's common and it's something that had…

— Jennie Garth

I've been in the emergency room for food poisoning.

— Jessica St. Clair

Anything is possible, especially when you see it in the hospital.

— Travis McCoy

I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will…

— Mrthrill

When traveling in rural Africa, it's important to not actually *go* to a hospital until the patient is on the brink of expiration, otherwise…

— Josh Gates

I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone.

— Dave Barry

My body was torn apart by an enemy hand grenade... upon arriving at Camp Bastion, I was labeled P.E.A. - patient expired on arrival.…

— Kyle Carpenter

I go the VA Hospital when I have a problem and the doctor jumps on me.

— R. Lee Ermey