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“I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.” quote by Dave Barry — Download Open image

“I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.”

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