Come up Quote by Dave Barry

They should make a reality TV show called, 'Jersey Shore meets Shark Week.'

— Anonymous

Shark Tank's participatory. There's so many people on Twitter for this show, and they all feel like they're in the tank, making calls on…

— Chris Sacca

Going from 'Shark Night' to 'Piranha,' a guy holding a fish on a stick in front of you that they're going to replace in…

— Chris Zylka

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only…

— Bill Engvall

Celebrity will eat itself.

— Declan Donnelly

“Keep the SHark Alive”

— SlottedAloha

“Sharks only eat wet people”

— Robert G. Mills

You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested…

— Gary Larson

I don't think there's such a thing as an unprovoked shark attack.

— Peter Benchley

If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that throws up so many people that they have to open a…

— Anonymous

I think the 'Jaws' shark and the 'Shark Night' shark would fall in love and make sweet babies.

— Chris Carmack

The real terror of beholding sharks feeding is that that may be all there is to life. A razor-toothed paragon of the will to…

— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe