Bob Quote by Dave Barry

I think Bob appreciated my outfit. He made me buy the more expensive pendant. You might think that was to my disadvantage, but I…

— Holly Black

“Never call your office while you’re on vacation. That’s always been one of my hard and fast rules.”

— William Manchee

“Need to cancel the day of arrival with no penalty? No problem. Maybe you just want to be treated with care and respect? I…

— Jacob Tomsky

I called the hotel operator and she said, "How can I direct your call?" I said, "Well, you could say 'Action!', and I'll begin…

— Mitch Hedberg

“Can you hold on a sec Linds? I'm on my hamburger phone.”

— Andrea Smith

“Then one day our phone rang, and the voice on the other end said, “I need to talk to Mr. Robertson.” “Yeah, that’s me,”…

— Phil Robertson

“In the midst of a bitter dispute, the husband or wife picks up a ringing telephone and is suddenly all smiles: “Oh, hi. Yes,…

— John M. Gottman

“Who could step in while I take a break in your stock-standard resort-style vacation destination, whether it be tropical or of the ski trip…

— Markus Zusak

“It’s no problem, Mr. Parker.” His cheeks flushed. “Please, call me Charlie. I don’t know that we need to finish the interview.”

— Staci Hart

“Are you still on Minnesota time?” I asked. “I am on whatever time makes this call last longer,” he said. “What’s the next meal…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“Seal the Deal Tip: When meeting with someone who asks a lot of questions, they’re seeking information. Once you meet their need for proof…

— Lisa Mininni

“Listen, Joe, is your offer to oh and ah over my presents still good?" "Sure." "Then give me a minute to close up and…

— Kathleen Gilles Seidel