Airports Quote by Dave Barry Download Open image “...Hell, which as every frequent traveler knows, is in Concourse D of O'Hare Airport.” — Dave Barry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Airports Hares Hell Knows Traveler
“An airport is a place where you go through hell to reach your alleged paradise.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“When I find myself wondering what hell must be like, I'm reminded of the terminals in Atlanta. Thousands of people, most of whom don't… — Charles Martin Copy Share Image
In the airport, luggage-laden people rush hither and yon through endless corridors, like souls to each of whom the devil has furnished a different,… — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Calling O'Hare an airport is like calling the Queen Elizabeth II a boat. — Andrew H Malcolm Copy Share Image
The devil himself had probably redesigned Hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts. — Anthony Price Copy Share Image
I think hell is something you carry around with you, not somewhere you go. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I've been to Reagan National Airport. I tell people it was named after me. — Ron Reagan Copy Share Image
“If Hell is other people, thought Shadow, then Purgatory is airports.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Let us not so much labor to know where hell is - as how to escape it. — John Chrysostom Copy Share Image
This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like creature. That we live in a world were women actually expect you to think thoughtful thoughts, and have real emotions, which we don't have. Having to try to live up to the imaginary ideal that women have of… — Dave Barry Copy Share
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you look at any list of great modern writers such as Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, you'll notice two things… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Despite the gulf, physical and cultural, between the United States and Japan, both societies are, in the end, made up of people, and people… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
In luggage claim at the Minneapolis airport, the guy came up to me and said, "Maybe you're wrong, maybe stories do matter." I wrote… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
I have to put my father over because he really taught me a lot, especially when it comes to out-of-the-ring psychology and how to… — Randy Orton Copy Share Image
Sharing a room with a cadaver is only mildly different from being in a room alone. They are the same sort of company as… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
If Real Madrid land on Manchester airport, then the airport will be surely flooded just to see one player whom fans want most. Everyone… — Gary Neville Copy Share Image
What you must understand is oppression does not end with the niggers. It does not end with the poor people, it doesn't end with… — Florynce Kennedy Copy Share Image
She was standing in the airport of Copenhagen, staring at a doorway, trying to figure out if it was (a) a bathroom and (b)… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
I don't like waiting in airports for my bags. Even worse, I don't like waiting in airports when my bags are lost. — Steve Waugh Copy Share Image
I am a Black revolutionary woman, and because of this i have been charged with and accused of every alleged crime in which a woman was believed to have participated. The alleged crimes in which only men were supposedly involved, i have been accused of planning. They have plastered pictures alleged to be me in post offices, airports, hotels, police… — Assata Shakur Copy Share
I'm interested in people who become culturally fluent. And when I meet young people I'm often amazed they don't quite seem to have a… — William Gibson Copy Share Image
I associate going to an airport with work because I travel so much with my job. So when I have a few days free… — Evelyn Glennie Copy Share Image
