Dallas Quote by Kinky Friedman

If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?

— Douglas Horton

Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?

— Tim Allen

Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell.

— John Milton

Those people who tell me that I'm going to hell while while they are going to heaven somehow make me very glad that we're…

— Martin Terman

Hell is wanting to be somewhere different from where you are.

— Geneen Roth

...Hell, which as every frequent traveler knows, is in Concourse D of O'Hare Airport.

— Dave Barry

It's a drag not to have your own plane, man. That way, you could go where you wanna go when you wanna go.

— Duane Allman

“An airport is a place where you go through hell to reach your alleged paradise.”

— Stewart Stafford

There will be no transportation problems in Heaven-you can either glide along, float along or fly!

— David Berg

There are many roads that lead to hell, but only one way to go to heaven.

— Steven J Lawson

“There’s a rule of travel in the South—if you’re going to Hell, you’re gonna change planes in Atlanta. And no matter what time you…

— John G. Hartness

You can go to hell -- I'm going to Texas.

— Davy Crockett