Bus Quote by Dave Barry Download Open image “Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."” — Dave Barry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bus Damn Damn things Funny Greyhound bus Greyhounds Lines Motto Travel Yards
A Fantastic Sentence Written By Someone On Every Bus Stop Area.. . Only Buses Will Stop Here, Not Your Time.. So Keep Walking Towards… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“There is never a traffic jam created from people going the extra mile” — Jeff Dixon Copy Share Image
“And I've learned to hit the brakes at these kinds of stop signs rather than t-boning a tanker truck filled with 200 proof mediocrity.” — Benjamin Kane Ethridge Copy Share Image
“One of these days, you're going to quit running every time we get close.” — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“And if a double-decker bus crashes into us. To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.” — The Smiths Copy Share Image
“We are all running toward something, girl. Life or death, and eventually we learn that all roads lead to death.” — Sarah Felix Burns Copy Share Image
“If we get the right people on the bus, the right people in the right seats, and the wrong people off the bus, then… — James C. Collins Copy Share Image
This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like creature. That… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you look at any list of great modern writers such as Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, you'll notice two things… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Despite the gulf, physical and cultural, between the United States and Japan, both societies are, in the end, made up of people, and people… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“You go into extinction by being obsessed about becoming something else and then travelling in the wrong car while your real self keeps waiting… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
Literature transforms and intensifies ordinary language, deviates systematically from everyday speech. If you approach me at a bus stop and murmur Thou still unravished… — Terry Eagleton Copy Share Image
I only started driving lessons because of comedy - before that, there's be no need. There was a bus from where I lived to… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I've been so lucky with the people I've worked with, but I'm such a fan girl. When I moved to London at 16, I… — Sheridan Smith Copy Share Image
When I came back, after all those stories about Hitler and his snub, I came back to my native country, and I could not… — Jesse Owens Copy Share Image
No-deal Brexit could be Boris Johnson's biggest deception yet - worse than the Boris bus or the lies that had him sacked as a… — Ed Davey Copy Share Image
I'm very proud of being Italian-American, but people don't realize that the mafia is just this aberration. The real community is built on the… — Chazz Palminteri Copy Share Image
The idea of photography as evidence is pure bullshit. A photo is no more proof of any reality than what you may hear being… — Marc Riboud Copy Share Image
I don't think anything happens without the press, one way or the other. I think it's all done for it. You saw it start,… — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
And the flavor of Pippa's kiss--bittersweet and strange--stayed with me all the way back uptown, swaying and sleepy as I sailed home on the… — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
Our bodies penetrate the sofas upon which we sit and the sofas penetrate our bodies. The motorbus rushes into the houses which it passes,… — Umberto Boccioni Copy Share Image
Back in the day, when we'd get into a town, I would go in the phone book and look up record stores. Then I'd… — Fred Schneider Copy Share Image
