Bops Quote by Little Richard

I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was a cow.…

— Shel Silverstein

I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago." "Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly. "Bring two!"…

— MaryJanice Davidson

I was getting make up done in the car when the door opened and Park Bo Gum came in. After we said 'Hello,' an…

— Kwak Dong-yeon

I went on to being an Ivory Soap baby for television commercials, and for three years, I sat in a bathtub and said either,…

— Patti D'Arbanville

Once, I was on a plane with my daughter Maude. She was screaming and screaming for a very long time. And a someone came…

— Leslie Mann

That awkard moment when your singing loudly in your room with a hairbrush then your mom or dad walks in...lmao.

— Author Name

I was on vacation at Disney World, and everybody kept coming up to me and saying 'Hey, I'm Rick James, b*tch.' I was like,…

— Dave Chappelle

There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother told me…

— Seth MacFarlane

“My Mom can be so embarrassing. At my basketball game last week, she came to the game dressed as a cheerleader with pom-poms and…

— Peter Patrick

Potty mouth, oochie wally, bang, bang then I'm out. Once upon a fucking time, had your bitch up in my house.

— Tyga

When I slid into comedy, naturally the first thing I said was, "hello, I am a washed up rapper."

— Doc Brown

As my mother said, I never sprang out of bed with a glad shout! My voice needed oiling and then it took off.

— Julie Andrews