Bops Quote by Charlie Parker

“WHAT! WE CANT TALK AT THE SAME TIME! I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk, WE CAN'T DO IT!…

— Jeff Dunham

The funniest guy I've ever worked with - it's just one of those things, again, where we look at each other and just laugh…

— Jonathan Banks

For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.

— Bo Burnham

Some performers are brilliant comedians, some are genius musicians, and some just make you happy to be alive. THE BOBS are all of that…

— Paul Provenza

Our good time is sitting in a coffee shop with a newspaper, writing a line on the back of a napkin. That is the…

— Jerry Seinfeld

Before doing my first open mic, I was sitting in the back watching all these comedians banter back and forth and fire jokes and…

— Patton Oswalt

I want to write the reparations joke that makes people go, 'Yay! I'm so happy!' It's easy to go onstage and just make fun…

— W. Kamau Bell

Jack Benny, Fred Allen. Their jokes were wonderful. It takes skill to be funny. The timing of Jack Benny was so fine. It is…

— Kurt Vonnegut

Often you'd find yourself exhausted backstage during a matinee with glitter on your face, asking a colleague, 'Who's your gas supplier?' At the time,…

— John Bishop

“He takes a kitchen chair and sits in the yard and all the ducks come around. He holds up the cheese curls in one…

— Garrison Keillor

“Visit any comedy club, or watch Bridesmaids, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy or Louis CK’s routines on YouTube, and you’ll…

— Martin Lindstrom

There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.

— Fred Allen