Disney World Quote by Dave Chappelle

Listen: People are always saying, 'Rickey says Rickey.' But it's been blown way out of proportion. People might catch me, when they know I'm…

— Rickey Henderson

I was leaving the hotel to get to the fight when my phone went and someone said 'Hello Ricky, it's Tom'. I said 'Tom…

— Ricky Hatton

“WHAT! WE CANT TALK AT THE SAME TIME! I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk, WE CAN'T DO IT!…

— Jeff Dunham

“I’ve said to my kids, ‘I don’t want you to think I jumped away from you and clicked my heels and said bon voyage.…

— Ozzy Osbourne

“Kids can say anything in a mocking, singsong voice, and make it sound uncool. “You have ears. Nyah-nyah-na-nyah-nyah, you have eee-ars and they’re on…

— Kevin Hart

“Ricki Jo," Momma says, "who's on the phone? Tell them it's past your bedtime." I cover the receiver and look over my shoulder at…

— Alecia Whitaker

“(Talking abot peanuts)Arrgh! I never have any idea what any adult says! It's always that "wha wha wha" crap!”

— Seth Green

Freshman year of college, one of my coaches was out with family friends or whatever. Somebody said my name and kind of stuttered it…

— Mitchell Trubisky

I went to the door, and Gary tried hard not to notice I was blue. He looked at his feet, and he looked above…

— Janet Evanovich

People noticed me in 'Krrish,' and my seven-year-old daughter said I made her laugh.

— Manini Mishra

When I walk around, sometimes people recognize me from things they've seen me in, TV or whatever. And they'd say, you know, stuff, and…

— Aziz Ansari

I was in an ESPN interview and was asked, 'Who would I most want to ride a roller coaster with?' and I said Warren…

— Bert Kreischer