Quote by Alecia Whitaker

“Shall I tell you a bedtime story?”

— Steven King

“Fuckin’ A. Bedtime.”

— Jamie McGuire

“Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face.”

— Dan Pearce

“My wife complained the other day that our kitchen clock almost killed her mother. It fell seconds after where she had been sitting. That…

— Various

“I like to do things in bed. I fold the laundry on the bed. Food tastes better to me when I'm under the covers.…

— Elizabeth Berg

“Getting back to the issue of the child," Tina said, harshing our buzz as visual, "I really think you should reconsider. He—" The phone…

— MaryJanice Davidson

“We tiptoe around like we’re the Frank family and the Gestapo is downstairs. The baby monitor is in our room, and the unspoken rule…

— Billy Crystal

“When he starts talking, that's my signal to climb out of bed and go check on him”

— Monica Murphy

“Don't you want to fall into bed and let me pay special attention to you all day?”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“My alarm went off at five a.m., like always. But instead of rising from the bed to go to the office where I’m a…

— Emma Chase

“When I was sure she was asleep, I got up and went into Mother's room and pulled her yellow nightie out from the bottom…

— Lesley Kagen

“Tired of cold callers asking to speak to the 'man in the house', now I put them on to my 6-year old son... he…

— Laura Bates