“Then I think about Photoshopping a picture of Wolf and me together in the yearbook: Best Couple. In your face, mysterious ponytailed wench. ” — Alecia Whitaker Copy Share Image
“Fuming, I reach for the stick at my feet; however, this is the precise moment that a small black garter snake slithers out in… — Alecia Whitaker Copy Share Image
“Asking Wolf to couples' skate is like bungee jumping without a cord-it may be the bravest thing I've ever done in my life. Or… — Alecia Whitaker Copy Share Image
“Not "I'm sorry,Ericka," or "I suck," or "I lost all the feeling in my fingers and couldn't dial a telephone." Nothing! I can't believe… — Alecia Whitaker Copy Share Image
“After thirty minutes of learning and rehearsing this routine, I've decided to never show my aforementioned self-taught moves to the public. Today's dance style… — Alecia Whitaker Copy Share Image
“Whenever I see my teachers out in the real world I clam up, get a sort of weird feeling, and look for the nearest… — Alecia Whitaker Copy Share Image
“I want to die or be trapped on a deserted island with David Wolfenbaker. One or the other, but I've got to get out… — Alecia Whitaker Copy Share Image
“Call me crazy,but something about throwing myself blindly backward seems not so smart.I can't see where I'm going, and it's hard to fearlessly toss… — Alecia Whitaker Copy Share Image
“I stay quiet; I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea.I'm still mad.” — Alecia Whitaker Copy Share Image
“Cowboys in the old days wore guns on their belts' my dad whips his cell phone out of a leather case clipped to his… — Alecia Whitaker Copy Share Image
“I nod casually, making a mental note to block all telepathic vibes I may be sending into the universe. It would be pretty creepy… — Alecia Whitaker Copy Share Image
“Wolf apparently holds me to some kind of moral standard that he himself doesn't even observe but thinks I should.” — Alecia Whitaker Copy Share Image
