I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school? — Cecily Strong Copy Share Image
The yearbook voted me most likely to be scraped off an onramp by a puking fireman. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
It is better to be respected than it is to be popular. Popularity ends on yearbook day, but respect lasts forever. — John Bytheway Copy Share Image
My father...made us shop at Goodwill. I found things to wear and got Best Dressed (in the yearbook) two years in a… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
There's a picture of my dorm room in the college yearbook as the most messy, most disgusting room on the Harvard campus,… — Brian Greene Copy Share Image
If you're looking for a behind-the-scenes rock-n-roll biography, pick up Nikki Sixx's 'The Heroin Diaries'. If you want the world's most narcissistic… — Andrew Shaffer Copy Share Image
I went to James Monroe High School, a big school in the East Bronx. My first promotion was the first alumni reunion… — Sid Bernstein Copy Share Image
Fever' was good for how young we were, but for me it's kind of like a yearbook picture. You look at it… — Ryan Ross Copy Share Image
I have a hard time watching the shows now. It is like opening up a yearbook when you were in junior high.… — Mark-Paul Gosselaar Copy Share Image
I was named Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and… — Guillermo Diaz Copy Share Image
I live every day trying to not disappoint the three people who wrote 'stay cool' in my middle school yearbook. Stay thirsty… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I got out of undergrad, I had a degree in theater and telecommunications. My first job, I was a news reporter… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I grew up in a suburb of Baltimore with an extremely high concentration of Jewish families - where the Levys and Cohens… — Jeffrey Kluger Copy Share Image
Humor can be a great way to lift spirits and relate with soon-to-be high school grads. Whether you're in need of a… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
The speaker tentatively reaches out with that feeling and realizes that it's kind of absurd, or at least a dangerous consolation, which… — Matthew Zapruder Copy Share Image
It's funny: I always, as a high school teacher and particularly as a high school yearbook teacher, because yearbook staffs are 90… — Rob Thomas Copy Share Image
“My mom shows me her old yearbooks, and there are tons of people in there she doesn't talk to anymore. Old boyfriends,… — Abigail Haas Copy Share Image
I've been caught in parachute pants. And on my high school yearbook, they used the wrong picture. They were supposed to use… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
[Kurt] Vonnegut once said, if you ever want to know who somebody is... Like you look at Richard Nixon, or Adolf Hitler,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Once we realized that there were these 25 invariable types - the class politician, the frigid popular girl, the kid who tags… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I am tortured too. I am tortured by belly fat and magazine covers about how to please everyone but myself. I am… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“Riley shook her head. “I married Brad after I got my Associate's degree in culinary arts. I worked in the Bakery at… — Rebekah Martin Copy Share Image
I look at the field, and I think about the boy who just made the touchdown. I think that these are the… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
“You go through life thinking there's so much you need. Your favorite jeans and sweater. The jacket with the faux-fur lining to… — Nina LaCour Copy Share Image
“And she has been there. I know because her senior high school yearbook, the one with no Daytons, is gone from the… — Michael Dorris Copy Share Image
Suddenly, it's all too much. Bryn and the bump watch. Vanessa with my high school yearbook. The idea that nothing's sacred. Everything's… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
“Is it? Because that picture of me was taken by my old school's yearbook club, and they put it in the section… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
It's like those high-school yearbook photos that everyone would rather not see: Oh my God, look at that mullet hair. I have… — John Cusack Copy Share Image
oh, my God," I whispered. "But how did they get my photo? Alex tapped his mouth with his thumb. "That ...book with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In fact almost everyone in my yearbook wrote the same thing to me: "To weird girl, you're nice." I didn't think it… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“Who was she in high school? Little Miss Nobody. She could have embroidered it on her sweaters, tattooed it across her forehead.… — T.C. Boyle Copy Share Image