If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
My kids look actually happy. And I learned early on that perfectionism and parenthood is a toxic combination for everybody involved. In… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
There's not too many people that don't think I'm crazy, for walking away from so much money," he said. "I'm at a… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
You've got to say 'yes' to your destiny. Life's happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma,… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I have angst in my life, but I'm like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
