If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
There's not too many people that don't think I'm crazy, for walking away from so much money," he said. "I'm at a… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I think one artist to another artist, the best compliment you can pay one another, because the part of you that is… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he's not serious. If he thought he could win he… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
