Weed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Things like racism are institutionalized. You might not know any bigots. You feel like "well I don't hate black people so I'm… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Why is Dave Chappelle going to Africa? Why does Mariah Carey make a hundred-million dollar deal and take her clothes off on… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that.… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
