Cords Quote by Dave Barry Download Open image “For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.” — Dave Barry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cords God Peace Peace and quiet People Quiet Stupidity
The first cordless phone was made by GOD. It was the model called PRAYER. It never loses its signal. The recharging is done by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The reason most folks wander around this world with a cell phone stuck to their ear is they can't stand the thought of being… — Uncle Phil Copy Share Image
I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip. — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
Is there a phone I can use? (Talon) In the kitchen. (Sunshine) Could you please bring it to me? (Talon) It’s not cordless. I… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Peace does not walk up to our doorsteps and press the calling bell! We have to go out there and search for it.” — Avijeet Das Copy Share Image
If I am traveling to remote places, I carry an ordinary phone because sometimes there's no option. — Saswata Chatterjee Copy Share Image
Quiet is peace. Tranquility. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. Silence is pushing the off button. Shutting it down. All of… — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like creature. That… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you look at any list of great modern writers such as Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, you'll notice two things… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Despite the gulf, physical and cultural, between the United States and Japan, both societies are, in the end, made up of people, and people… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
Human passions unbridled by morality and religion...would break the stronges cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. — John Adams Copy Share Image
When your spinal cord freezes up, you're vulnerable to everything. But he [Chrestopher Reese] was tough as nails. And he kept a great, kind… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The deep secret of the brain is that not only the spinal cord but the entire central nervous system works this way: internally generated… — David Eagleman Copy Share Image
Once I had kids, my whole attitude changed. I was like, "You make a spinal cord from scratch and we'll talk." — Pat Benatar Copy Share Image
Well, any time Im preparing for a performance or even a rehearsal, its as if in a way, like any other athletes, these are… — Renee Fleming Copy Share Image
The first measn by which He draws is affinity, that affinity which brings creatures of the same species together, and like to its like.… — Meister Eckhart Copy Share Image
Before the coming of Jesus Christ, men fled away from God and, being attached to the earth, refused to unite themselves to their Creator.… — Alphonsus Liguori Copy Share Image
We were therefore obliged to unload our boats of their cargoes and pass them empty over the falls by means of long cords which… — William Henry Ashley Copy Share Image
The high notes always hard to hit. I mean, one has to understand how high notes even happen. The vocal cords have to vibrate… — Jessye Norman Copy Share Image
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake,… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
