Cord Quote by Mekhi Phifer

My father cut the umbilical cord for my son, because I wasn't actually there.

— Jermell Charlo

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere.…

— Joan Rivers

Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up I performed my own circumcision.

— Dwight Schrute

As a parent, I'm absolutely no different to any other father.

— Michael Clarke

I am the pampered baby of the family, so much so that I can't imagine myself being a father.

— Zayed Khan

With my mom and dad around, I became a child yet again.

— Manisha Koirala

Fathers, for the first time, we have no clue what we're doing. I had no idea when I became a father.

— Ed McCaffrey

I'd always imagined that one day I would be a father, but mostly it was off my radar. I admired friends who had somehow…

— Nick Flynn

I'm a father first.

— Pilou Asbaek

I was an at-home father, taking care of them for seven years when they were babies. I was one of those new-age, at-home dads.

— David Means

My favorite thing about being a father is just seeing my kids grow and do some of the same things that I did when…

— LeBron James

I started off as many fathers do. I enjoyed the good bits, but I was wary of the responsibility. But now I love being…

— Noel Gallagher