Apes Quote by Sue Townsend

“Why is it that a man with hair on his head has more hair than a man with hairs on his head?”

— Teresa Monachino

My grandfather was like a father figure to me.

— Ed Davey

“Mum has made a little model of Dad - it looks nothing like him, of course, at least not when I compare it with…

— David Almond

Body hair. You know when you're swimming as a kid and you want to crawl on your dad? None of us went anywhere near…

— Jon Stewart

“At the age of six, the criteria for handsome was simply: "Is he not related to me?" and "Have I seen him on television?"…

— Mindy Kaling

This is exactly what I thought - that I didn't have enough hair. Peter Jennings. Tom Brokaw. Dan Rather. Beautiful locks, beautiful heads of…

— Brian Stelter

Eugene Levy is such an incredible legend. He's truly Jim's dad from 'American Pie.' He's the kindest, most fatherly man, who is just concerned…

— Annie Murphy

There was an ape in the days that were earlier, Centuries passed and his hair became curlier; Centuries more gave a thumb to his…

— Mortimer Collins

My dad's not a very intimidating father figure.

— Anonymous

I'm grateful for my whole family, but my dad is like Obi-Wan Kenobi, Superman, and Evel Knievel all at one time. I can think…

— Guy Fieri

I look a lot like my father and his mother.

— Sade Adu

I have a very healthy growth of both head and facial hair. People always want to attribute further superhuman powers to me. It's funny…

— Nick Offerman