Golf Quote by Dave Barry Download Open image “For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.” — Dave Barry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Golf Hitting Playing golf Worst
Golf is the absolute worst place for me to be because I am the exact opposite of everything that a golfer should encompass, should… — Paige Spiranac Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what, I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game. — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
I don't mind hitting the ball bad, but when I feel like I've hit the ball pretty good for four days and shoot an… — John Daly Copy Share Image
It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot. — Nubar Gulbenkian Copy Share Image
Golf is the only game where the worst player gets the best of it. He obtains more out of it as regards both exercise… — David Lloyd George Copy Share Image
That's why I like to play golf, because I'm terrible at it and it's so difficult. — Carson Palmer Copy Share Image
Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I played other sports, so when I played golf, I wanted to have fun. And hitting it far is fun. — Gary Woodland Copy Share Image
I don't mind when I hit a ball in the woods. I think of it as an adventure. That's when golf really starts to… — Michelle Wie Copy Share Image
This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like creature. That… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you look at any list of great modern writers such as Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, you'll notice two things… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Despite the gulf, physical and cultural, between the United States and Japan, both societies are, in the end, made up of people, and people… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
It's difficult for people to come to the understanding that only a small minority of the people ever really get the word about life,… — Earl Nightingale Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I don't think you play golf just to make money. I think you're just good at it, and that ends up being a profession… — Patrick Cantlay Copy Share Image
A good golfers métier is his or her golfing skill. A great golfers métier is his or her golfing skill, coupled with the mastery… — Lorii Myers Copy Share Image
It's a great feeling to know that I've played the best golf throughout the season of any of the guys for the second time… — Rory McIlroy Copy Share Image
Golf is such a big commitment, and so is acting. Sometimes you have to give up something to do something else, although, when I'm… — Kathryn Newton Copy Share Image
I don't think you would have missed that putt, but in these circumstances, I would never give you the opportunity. — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
“Someone’s coming.” Terry McCaleb looked at his wife and then followed her eyes down to the winding road below. He could see the golf… — Michael Connelly Copy Share Image
I think people like players they can relate to. It seems as if people think they know me. I just think I'm an ordinary… — Fred Couples Copy Share Image
The interesting thing is that everyone in golf is just nice. You learn a lot about people playing golf: their integrity, how they play… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
