Charley-davidson-humor Quote by Darynda Jones

“Every day, give yourself a good mental shampoo.”

— Sara Jordan

“ suffuse , v. I don’t like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you.”

— David Levithan

“I don't even use the stupid shampoo.”

— A.S. King

I don’t like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you.

— David Levithan

“She uses that shampoo,” he sighed. “What shampoo?” “The one with honey in it.” Ric’s eyes crossed. “Oh, my God.” “She was sitting in…

— Shelly Laurenston

If you can't find dry shampoo, baby powder is great.

— Bebe Rexha

You can't get too attached to any one shampoo. And conditioner, also.

— Owen Wilson

You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You're getting a cavity in your brain.

— Archie Bunker

I kept thinking I would be spending my life up to my elbows in shampoo.

— Vidal Sassoon

“I showered and shampooed. I even shaved the requisite legs and armpits just in case I fell in a swoon and one or the…

— Sue Grafton

I got the part [in the Shampoo]. But it was this very unpleasantly rivalry tug.

— Carrie Fisher

“You look like a demented bunny," I told him."What are you doing?" "You switched to lemon shampoo." I blinked, thought back to my morning…

— Alyxandra Harvey