Charley-davidson-humor Quote by Darynda Jones

“...the simple task of getting dressed and undressed was a real strain, but nothing could compare with her addiction to deep sleep...”

— Ingeborg Bachmann

“I kept pretending to sleep. This was hard, the trailing touch at my underwear felt good. Hi fingers went into my hair at the…

— Kristen Ashley

“We caught up for a while until my Xanax began to kick in, and I eventually leaned my head on his shoulder and dozed…

— Vi Keeland

“I woke up in my bathroom, startled. I had nodded off while pooping. Long goddamned day.”

— David Wong

“It was one of those rare nights when I was kept awake not by my nightmares and anxieties but by something exciting and exhilarating.…

— Azar Nafisi

“Waking up was horrible, because for a disoriented moment I felt like everything was fine, and then it crushed me anew.”

— John Green

“I had been having trouble sleeping, and had found that actually getting up was marginally preferable to lying in my bed batting away the…

— Jojo Moyes

“I woke up just before the alarm sounded, snuck in a few sit-ups (maybe a few would be an exaggeration; a couple—well one full…

— Annie Adams

“So we waited. I felt useless. I felt like I was in the way. I wished I had some nervous habits so I could…

— Moira J. Moore

“And yet, I was scared of falling asleep, because the moment I fell asleep my wounds would heal and right then I didn’t want…

— Matt Haig

“It wasn’t that shocking kind of feeling they both expected. More like a huge sigh of relief spreading through them. Like your cold, naked…

— Francesca Lia Block

“No matter how tired I was, I always felt more awake when I walked.”

— Lisa Ko