“suddenly I’m that chick from Fatal Attraction. Next thing you know, I’ll be boiling rabbits.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The rush of adrenaline helped. Not a lot. I still needed a caffeine fix, but at least I was awake enough to… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Cookie&Charley Coffee moments: “You did your dishes with shampoo?” “It was either that or my apricot body scrub.” “No, good call. A… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Our relationship was a lot like underwear in a dryer without a static control sheet. One minute we were floating through life,… — darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction. I knew that if I took a… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Charley's "FOR THE LOVE OF": “Oh,FOR THE LOVE OF gravy” “Just be honest with me, FOR THE LOVE OF applesauce, Gemma.” “But… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Gemma was so determined for me to deal with my PTSD, but I thought I was doing pretty well with it. We… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe SATAN had A.D.D. too. It would explain a lot.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I felt like the girl who showed up at a formal dinner party in jeans and a Pink Floyd T-shirt. Probably ’cause… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
