Faces Quote by Dane Cook

Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a slap, no…

— Karren Brady

I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's where jokes…

— Brad Williams

A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'

— Jon Stewart

The joke is, we all have the same punchline.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Everybody understands a slap in the face. In Japan, Belgium, or America, a punch is a punch. Comedy will be different in Europe or…

— Jean-Claude Van Damme

Many comedians and comedy writers have shared the childhood experience of learning to joke to protect themselves from neighborhood bullies when challenge or physical…

— Steve Allen

The essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch.

— A. P. Herbert

I can't get through a joke without making a mistake, or giving away the punchline.

— Rebecca Front

I think great comedy comes from the oppressed. It comes from feeling like you've gotten punched up in a way.

— Jessica Williams

I never have been able to understand where the humor comes from.

— Gary Larson

It's interesting to have the awkward moments play out, and the real human interactions. The more you cut that down, you lose the joke,…

— Nicholas Stoller

I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.

— Norm MacDonald