Cheeky Quote by Craig Ferguson Download Open image “Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.” — Craig Ferguson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cheeky Funny Humor Money Monkeys Welcome Welcome back
“Perfect! Now we're being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we're attacked, just so I can… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.” — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van? — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The more I learnt about this cheeky - almost rebellious - company, the more it appealed to me, as it unapologetically pointed to an… — Jonathan Ive Copy Share Image
I don't want to be awkward, but I've thought about this a lot, and all I want to say is in the statement. Me… — Lembit Opik Copy Share Image
“Unwrap me with all the verve of a new gift...After all, it is not every day I have enough clothes on to be present...able...” — Virginia Alison Copy Share Image
“Middle age is when your age starts to show through your middle… and trust me, MIss, your age doesn’t show in the slightest. #dean” — Shayla Orick Copy Share Image
I'm a postmodern commentator, and so, in a cheeky parallel to James Joyce or James Kelman, I get to places, verbally, that are a… — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
I was always quite outspoken as a teenager and quite cheeky in school and stuff. — Anne-Marie Copy Share Image
I think there's a lot of, unfortunately, unfunny ventriloquists out there, so they've got a bad rap. It came after Edgar Bergen because everybody… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
All through college, I was searching for characters that would make me unique and set me apart from the typical ventriloquist with the typical… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
