Funny Quote by Duncan Trussell

We're the weirdest monkeys ever.

— Karl Lehenbauer

I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.

— Glenn Beck

I really don't like monkeys.

— Huda Kattan

We are consciousness. We may not always be monkeys.

— Terence McKenna

If evolution works, why are monkeys still around?

— Terrence Howard

We are creatures of information and the imagination. The monkey we are already beginning to transform and shed. We don't look like the other…

— Terence McKenna

Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn't a monkey to start with.

— Esther Forbes

A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the…

— Jacob M. Appel

We are all just monkeys with money and guns.

— Tom Waits

If the monkeys had been concerned only with monkey Beings they would never have become men.

— Harry Hooton

No, monkeys are still having babies, why don't they have another human today?

— Kent Hovind

You monkeys only think you’re running things,

— Dennis McKenna