Half Quote by Glenn Beck

I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet.

— Glenn Beck

A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the…

— Jacob M. Appel

We've just barely stopped being monkeys.

— Duncan Trussell

You can believe you came from a monkey all you want but if it was true I would be to emberassed to admit that.…

— Zach Dutton

But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey.

— Albert Einstein

People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.

— Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Nor do I think we came from monkeys, by the wayThat's another piece of garbage. What the hell's it based on? We couldn't've come…

— John Lennon

There is no need to upset about the fact that our ancestors were monkeys, because they are capable chaps! Don't be sad about the…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

I am not nearly so interested in what monkey man was derived from as I am in what kind of monkey he is to…

— Loren Eiseley

“Humans aren’t descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.”

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

“Linda continued stubbornly, “Evolution can’t be true, because if humans evolved from apes, then why are there still apes?” “Frankly, Linda, it is exactly…

— Diogenes of Mayberry

We are creatures of information and the imagination. The monkey we are already beginning to transform and shed. We don't look like the other…

— Terence McKenna