Half Quote by Glenn Beck

I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.

— Glenn Beck

Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey.

— Doug Dorst

We've just barely stopped being monkeys.

— Duncan Trussell

Oh boy, I can see your body moving. Half animal, half man.

— Shakira

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

— Peter Kay

The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.

— Henry Ward Beecher

Have you ever seen monkey in jail? -Mr. Chow

— The Hangover 2

Well, there's no monkey on my back,

— Kim Clijsters

Never noticed a female monkey not climbing as well as a male, have you?

— Don Whillans

It wasn't a monkey on my back, it was Planet of the Apes.

— Mick McCarthy

Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn't a monkey to start with.

— Esther Forbes

We are creatures of information and the imagination. The monkey we are already beginning to transform and shed. We don't look like the other…

— Terence McKenna