I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I think it's been time for a new party. I think it's time for two new parties. If you watch the Democratic… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
America, I'm gonna shoot straight with you, I think I've wasted your time. I think this is the first time I have… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I think that's somewhat of what the left is feeling now - that maybe I'm alone, and they're not. There are millions… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
This president (Barack Obama) I think has exposed himself over and over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
For a lot of people, me included, abortion is murder. And it just becomes clearer and clearer the closer you get to… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I really felt Mitt Romney was a - not my candidate. I didn't exactly like his policies, but I thought he was… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I'm a little of everything, a concerned dad, faith-based guy, businessman, entertainer and journalist. I don't have formal training as a journalist,… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Most times we're so focused on what we think we want that we can't appreciate how happy we already are. It's only… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Oprah is wildly successful, and she's a brilliant businesswoman. She's also somebody who's overcome a ton of demons in her own life,… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
The government doesn't want us to have weapons and yet, they have weapons. I think the biggest weapon they have is the… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Some people thinks that I'm the Antichrist, which would be a really good disguise for the Antichrist. You'd never see a pudgy,… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Thanks is part to our education system, we tend to think that we're smarter than the stupid guys in funny wigs who… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
With that being said, you are a Democrat. You are saying, "Let's cut and run." And I have to tell you, I… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I think it's about time we legalize marijuana... We either put people who are smoking marijuana behind bars or we legalize it,… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Oh yeah brother I was right they started in with that mormon vudo right off the bat as soon as we walked… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans still don't… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I think every American has a role in saving this country. Whether you're Democrat, Republican, independent, it doesn't matter. We all know… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
For those that think men make progress collectively, I warn you, history teaches: You couldn't be more wrong. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I still think that it's time for something that reflects the American people. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I don't know where [Obama is from] I don't think he's from where they issue birth certificates – I think he's from Hell. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
If the average citizen thinks God has nothing to do with government, who then creates our rights and what makes them inalienable? — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Capitalists, if you think that you can play footsies with these people, you're wrong. They will come for you and drag you… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I was in Washington, D.C., on the morning show, by the time I was 18, programming a station by 19, No. 1… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Not a chance. I don't know what Sarah (Palen)'s doing, (but) I have no desire to be president of the United States,… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
We think Scott has real good vision and good tools. He's quick and can run. He took care of the football for… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I've kind of come to a place to where I don't really condemn anyone for what their conscience tells them to do… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
God is giving a plan I think to me that is not really a plan. The problem is that I think the… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I have no desire to be president of the United States. Zero desire. I don't think that I would be electable. And… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
“You can hold on to the smallest doubt and take comfort in it, stay in denial and go on with your carefree life, until… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
The president should not be able to make me or you ever worried about what's going to happen in our personal life. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans still don't like me… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I have no problem if you want to be a socialist. But for those people who are in the middle, you know, I don't… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Always remember where we come from, how we got here, and Who led us into the warmth of the sunshine. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Music is the language of the heart, and conservatives always screw it up. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I am going to take something I learned over in Israel. Their Independence Day is preceded the 24 hours before with Memorial Day, so… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
God thank you for everything you've given us. For the time we have together. And for the miracle of Christmas. Thank you for the… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
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