If you watch tonight's show, I believe you know that I believe we're heading into deep and treacherous waters. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
If you don't find a leader, perhaps it is because you were meant to lead. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I say on the air all time, "if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot." — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I believe that Thomas Jefferson said: 'If it neither breaks my leg nor picks my pocket, what difference is it to me?' — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
For a lot of people, me included, abortion is murder. And it just becomes clearer and clearer the closer you get to… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Capitalists, if you think that you can play footsies with these people, you're wrong. They will come for you and drag you… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I have no problem if you want to be a socialist. But for those people who are in the middle, you know,… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
If we give all of the people who filed incorrect tax returns the benefit of the doubt and assume that every single… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I think it's been time for a new party. I think it's time for two new parties. If you watch the Democratic… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
If you treat an animal right, they don't run away. They're not like us. They run away from people they don't trust;… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
If I'm ever in a weird car accident, or I commit suicide or something, after the media stops celebrating my death, could… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
If you go to Cass Sunstein, what net neutrality means is now if you go to FoxNews.com, you will have Arianna Huffington,… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
America comes with both rights and responsibilities. You have, for example, the right to free speech, but you have the responsibility to… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
The question is, do we have a shadow government? And, if we do, who are those intelligent minority that is -- that… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
You know, I had a new kind of thought on Black Lives Matter and the All Lives Matter thing. And the best… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
If we just stop producing stuff, if we stop being so capitalist, we stop taking resources from other third world countries, we'll… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I remember feeling, ‘If you do not leave now, you won’t leave with your soul intact.’ — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I can't control my own income, I can't control my own destiny, I can't even control my own farm if I'm a… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
If the average citizen thinks God has nothing to do with government, who then creates our rights and what makes them inalienable? — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
If you log onto this (Cars.gov) at your home, everything in your home is now theirs. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
We have two responsibilities when it comes to an election as citizens. We have the responsibility to vote and then to honor… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
It's a different world we're going into but it's all based on the Internet. It's all based on these connections. If you… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
America's religion, this is it, gang. This is all you need to know: There is a God. He is going to judge… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
“You can hold on to the smallest doubt and take comfort in it, stay in denial and go on with your carefree life, until… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
The president should not be able to make me or you ever worried about what's going to happen in our personal life. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans still don't like me… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I have no problem if you want to be a socialist. But for those people who are in the middle, you know, I don't… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Always remember where we come from, how we got here, and Who led us into the warmth of the sunshine. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Music is the language of the heart, and conservatives always screw it up. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I am going to take something I learned over in Israel. Their Independence Day is preceded the 24 hours before with Memorial Day, so… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
God thank you for everything you've given us. For the time we have together. And for the miracle of Christmas. Thank you for the… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
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