Kind Quote by Loren Eiseley

You can believe you came from a monkey all you want but if it was true I would be to emberassed to admit that.…

— Zach Dutton

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

— Robert Benchley

But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey.

— Albert Einstein

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn't make any sense if quoted…

— Robert Benchley

I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.

— Mark Twain

So what if man's body evolved from the monkeys? Whether he came from monkeys or fish is unimportant. The important idea is that when…

— Garth Stein

Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.

— W. S. Gilbert

A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the…

— Jacob M. Appel

If the monkeys had been concerned only with monkey Beings they would never have become men.

— Harry Hooton

I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.

— Glenn Beck

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey

— Mark Twain

Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn't a monkey to start with.

— Esther Forbes