Golf Quote by Craig Ferguson
“CBS announced they're canceling As The World Turns. Don't worry though, if you're addicted to the twisted plots, the intrigue, the illicit sex, you can still watch golf.”
About This Quote
The cancellation of a long‑running soap frees viewers to seek alternative entertainment, humorously suggesting golf as a substitute for drama and intrigue.
In simple terms: A TV show ended, so watch golf instead.
Find new hobbies when old ones end.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- TV fans
- golf enthusiasts
- people bored with drama
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What new activity could replace a beloved show?
- How does humor help cope with loss?
Golf may not satisfy narrative cravings.