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“People are saying that Rick Perry is really tough because he has executed over 200 people. And that was just while he was on vacation in Florida.”

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A federal court has ruled that the U.S. Postal Service must reduce its stamp prices. The change in stamp prices is expected to affect…

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NBC is making a movie about Martha Stewart that will cover the recent stock scandal. They are thinking of calling it 'The Road To…

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People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.

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A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE…

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Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how…

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The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put lipstick on…

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LEGO has announced that they are shutting down their U.S. factory and moving it to Canada. LEGO employees say it's their fault because they…

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A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other…

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Yesterday the DEA raided several NFL teams suspected of giving prescription painkillers to their players. In its defense, the New York Jets' doctor said,…

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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.

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“Disappointment leads to clarity, which leads to conviction and true originality.”

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Florida has tons of entertainment opportunities because Walt Disney World and Universal Studios are there.

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I grew up feeling like a weirdo like many kids do. But I was lucky to find my own home for peculiar children. I…

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What we don't know is about Jeb Bush and cocaine. But we do know that he did once had his brother Florida on a…

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Between trying to impeach Bill Clinton, Florida 2000, and the recall in California, I'm beginning to think that Republicans will do anything to win…

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The sea answers all questions, and always in the same way; for when you read in the papers the interminable discussions and the bickering…

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The God's truth: I never much cared for Tebow when he played at Florida.

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The Democratic party of Florida has put a temperance plank in its platform and the Republican party of every state would nail that plank…

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A strong accountability system needs to broaden, not narrow, the curriculum. That cannot happen if you only have accountability without adequate school funding. Until…

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