Against Quote by Patti Davis

Perry Farrell is so gross, and his wife looks like a monkey.

— Hunx

People are saying that Rick Perry is really tough because he has executed over 200 people. And that was just while he was on…

— Conan O'Brien

Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant exploded, I…

— Bill Maher

“You don't hate it, then?" he asked after a while. "Knowing you're half... Savage?" "How could I hate what's kept me alive?" He had…

— Veronica Rossi

Texas Governor Rick Perry now says his wife has been encouraging him to run for President. Remember first he told us God told him…

— Jay Leno

“Jeb dragged a protesting Anita toward a rapidly approaching sheriff’s four-wheel drive. Blood dribbled through her fingers covering a gunshot wound on her arm.…

— Fiona Archer

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

— Kinky Friedman

I think that Linda Perry is such a beautiful example of strong female representation in the industry.

— Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman

I salute Rick Perry for the way he's trying to overcome this. Today he came out and said he's not one of those slick…

— Craig Ferguson

I've got a head of hair better than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

— Kinky Friedman

“you, Perry, you deserve a lifetime of servitude. Eons of groveling.”

— Karina Halle

Over the long run, many of Perry's stances boil down to following the money.

— Gail Collins