Fine Quote by Conan O'Brien

A man in Florida has been arrested for wearing a President Obama mask while robbing a McDonald's. To show you how good this guy's…

— Jay Leno

As soon as I got to L.A., there was this big crime where these guys tunnelled underneath a bank on a three-day weekend and…

— Michael Connelly

“Damaged people wear masks. They're like the burglars who wear them while robbing banks. It's just that they wear a mask of smile, rob…

— Sameer Khan

Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell…

— Jimmy Fallon

I remember meeting President Obama and looking at him, thinking, 'Damn, this dude is really our president. He really went out and did it!'…

— Jamie Foxx

“The masks had been made in Korea, delivering back to the West the faces they had given the rest of the globe: presidents, screen…

— Colson Whitehead

A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House.

— Anonymous

I have one anecdote about the FBI breaking into an embassy in Washington, and under Hoover, they had this sort of ruse whereby they…

— Ronald Kessler

“What a mess this was. Robbers too stupid to ask for money, and a victim too stupid to pretend that she didn't have any.”

— Kathleen Gilles Seidel

What would be frightening about me jumping out of the bush wearing a pig mask is not the sudden surprise, not me, and not…

— Peter Straub

“It was 9:30 P.M., just an hour from deadline for the second edition. Woodward began typing: A $25,000 cashier's check, apparently earmarked for the…

— Carl Bernstein

“In 2011, a man in Cincinnati broke into a potato chip plant, and stole a computer desk, a book of payroll checks, other business…

— Jeffrey Fisher