Aliases Quote by Jimmy Fallon

“In 2011, a man in Cincinnati broke into a potato chip plant, and stole a computer desk, a book of payroll checks, other business…

— Jeffrey Fisher

Hey Barack Obama...I don't drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don't hit and run. The end.

— Amanda Bynes

Barack Obama was a black man that lived on the South Side of Chicago, who had his share of troubles catching cabs.

— Michelle Obama

On Tuesday 26 July 2011, I was arrested in front of the White House along with a dozen other pro-immigrant advocates and clergy. We…

— Luis Gutierrez

“It’s illegal, you know,” he murmurs. “Stealing.” I clear my throat. “Stealing?” “My heart. I could have you arrested.” I snort. “For that tiny…

— Eliza Crewe

Obama was heckled by someone who said, 'Don't forget about medical marijuana.' The Secret Service has narrowed the suspects down to everyone in L.A.

— Conan O'Brien

“The Cambridge police acted stupidly in arresting somebody when there was already proof that they were in their own home. . . . What…

— Barack Obama

The arresting officer, who I had literally known, all my life. You know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down the street…

— Ron White

I had a weird situation were someone used my name to extort money from a woman. He took her for 60 or 80 thousand…

— Michael Biehn

He [Barak Obama]'s a guy from Chicago. He doesn't know what the hell to do. He's got a big pipe with a hole in…

— Bill O'Reilly

Barack Obama treated too lightly the people and forces determined to destroy him. They spat in his face and didn't even get ticketed for…

— Bill Moyers

I would like to mention that a couple days ago Senator Obama was out in Ohio and he had an encounter with a guy…

— John McCain