If I hadn't met those two guys (Billy Martin and Whitey Ford) at the start of my career, I would have lasted… — Mickey Mantle Copy Share Image
I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
If you want to watch two guys knock hell out of each other, watch us. — Ricky Hatton Copy Share Image
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I'll bring what I bring to the tale, but it's good to know you have two guys with the experience and know-how… — Eli Manning Copy Share Image
Standing between these two guys you'd have to be me to know how I'm feelin'! — Buddy Guy Copy Share Image
The Republican Party is like the corpse in 'Weekend at Bernies' and the Tea Party is like the two guys who put… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
As a businessman, you have to trust people. To find two people who lied the way [Vick and Petrino] lied, that's unique… — Bernard Marcus Copy Share Image
Two guys enter the cage and only one comes out the winner. It gets you pumped because you know the other guy… — Travis Browne Copy Share Image
I'd like to be remembered. I'd like to think that someday two guys will be talking in a bar and one of… — Cal Ripken, Jr Copy Share Image
The more I hung out with detective squads, the more there was always one guy or two guys or a woman who… — Richard Price Copy Share Image
The thing that's weird is that we thought it was funny. We expected people to get the joke - that we [with… — George Michael Copy Share Image
I know a little about Hack (Wilson) because his picture is next to my locker. I am lucky to be there at… — Sammy Sosa Copy Share Image
I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing,… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
I think that always myself is my worst opponent. I always playing against myself first and then to the other one. So… — Gaston Gaudio Copy Share Image
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You gotta try something people ain't seen before, and you gotta go to the gym and work on your dunks. In a… — Darryl Dawkins Copy Share Image
If you had to call it "unison", it ain't unison. It ain't the same as somebody else. If you can hear that… — Miles Davis Copy Share Image
Why can men no longer be best friends? This is so stupid. Today if you show two guys being best friends they… — Henry Cavill Copy Share Image
My best advice for mental training is simply to create good habits, in order to build a sense of security and calm… — Alexander Gustafsson Copy Share Image
I'd been on a road trip right out of college, with a buddy of mine. It was uneventful. We didn't get laid.… — John Travolta Copy Share Image
If we didn't have Nico [Rosberg] and Lewis [Hamilton] in those cars - there's one or two guys down the field who… — Bernie Ecclestone Copy Share Image
In 1998, in Laramie, Wyoming, two guys beat up Matthew Shepard and left him on the side of the road hanging on… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I was born in 1929, that was the depression, so the golf course was manned by my father and two guys, they… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
I'll drive down the street, and I'll practice improv. I will sit there at a red light and see two guys talking… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
If anyone knew where they were, I'd send the ISDBB (Incredibly Stupid and Dumb Beyond Belief) award to the two guys who… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
A bank in Washington was robbed by two men in George W. Bush masks. Luckily, right afterwards two guys in President Obama… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
If I could have picked two guys on the planet, to have some exposure to at that age, those were the two… — Jon Gordon Copy Share Image
I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it,… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
When I was a sophomore, a friend asked me to go to a local acting seminar with him. Two guys were very… — Jensen Ackles Copy Share Image
I'd seen the Led Zeppelin reunion and I've never been such a huge Led Zeppelin fan as much as the Doors or… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
If you and I took a walk down a shopping street in Jo'burg or Cape Town or London, we see two guys… — Peter James Copy Share Image
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'Brokeback Mountain' is a sad love story about two people who can't be together, and the reason that they can't be together… — Wesley Morris Copy Share Image
[ John F.Kennedy's friend] Chuck Spalding at the wedding said Jack was two guys: the groom and somebody else observing from a… — Chris Matthews Copy Share Image
These two guys [Donald Trump and Chris Christie] kinds find each other. They love each other. They were playing let's spend the… — Joan Walsh Anglund Copy Share Image
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![“As a businessman, you have to trust people. To find two people who lied the way [Vick and Petrino] lied, that's unique and that's not Arthur's fault. It's not a flaw of Arthur's. It's a flaw of these two guys.” quote by Bernard Marcus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f39/bernard-marcus-44468_arthur_as-a-businessman-you-have-to-trust-peopl_2386792.jpg)
![“The thing that's weird is that we thought it was funny. We expected people to get the joke - that we [with Andrew Ridgeley] were two guys really making asses of ourselves.” quote by George Michael](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/42d/george-michael-1332_andrew_the-thing-that-s-weird-is-that-we-though_2471073.jpg)
![“If we didn't have Nico [Rosberg] and Lewis [Hamilton] in those cars - there's one or two guys down the field who in those cars would have delivered the same.” quote by Bernie Ecclestone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/aa7/bernie-ecclestone-8452_car_if-we-didn-t-have-nico-rosberg-and-lewis_2939078.jpg)
![“If I could have picked two guys on the planet, to have some exposure to at that age, those were the two right guys [Phil Woods and Charles McPherson].” quote by Jon Gordon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/9f5/jon-gordon-1655_age_if-i-could-have-picked-two-guys-on-the-p_1966703.jpg)
![“[ John F.Kennedy's friend] Chuck Spalding at the wedding said Jack was two guys: the groom and somebody else observing from a distance. ... It must have been maddening to be married to a guy like that, but you could at the same time argue that characteristic kept the world from being blown up.” quote by Chris Matthews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e81/chris-matthews-1682_arguing_john-f-kennedy-s-friend-chuck-spalding-a_1468540.jpg)
![“These two guys [Donald Trump and Chris Christie] kinds find each other. They love each other. They were playing let's spend the night together when I turned the TV in the hotel today. I was like oh, my goodness.But it's like the worst buddy movie. They degrade women. They steal candy from orphans…” quote by Joan Walsh Anglund](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/361/joan-walsh-anglund-19798_buddy_these-two-guys-donald-trump-and-chris-ch_1110258.jpg)
