Awards Quote by Erma Bombeck

I was sent there by the Free Congress Committee, headed by Paul Weyrich. Fred Smith and I were sent down as observers, with reporters'…

— Dixie Lee Ray

Sir, they are a race of convicts and ought to be grateful for anything we allow them short of hanging.

— Samuel Johnson

I was very surprised when I heard that I had been chosen to receive the James Cardinal Gibbons Award.

— Aaron Neville

There may be connections between the nearest prison to Oxford these days, HMP Bullingdon, and other institutions of that name. I have yet to…

— Crispin Blunt

Yeah, I've gotten a few letters from prison.

— Elisha Cuthbert

Sir, they are a race of convicts, and ought to be thankful for any thing we allow them short of hanging.

— Samuel Johnson

It seems as though I were in a lunatic asylum, but I am never sure who is the attendant and who the inmate.

— James Bryant Conant

I've gotten some pretty nice awards. I'm having trouble finding places to put them all.

— Craig Venter

I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.

— Carrie Snow

“prisons were built based on our third grade Iowa Basics test scores,”

— Mark O'Neal

It costs a hell of a lot more money to put somebody in jail than send them to the University of Virginia.

— Bernie Sanders

When you consider the sheer number of awards that they give out in this town, they should just give you one at the airport…

— Jon Cryer