Cemetery Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I didn't have any money. I used to try to take out people's trash and sweep the floor to make ends meet.

— George Hill

I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a year and a…

— Red Adair

I chased money, pretended to be someone else to get it. It got easier the longer I did it... but that's the trap, see?…

— Lucy Christopher

I have just realized that the stakes are myself I have no other ransom money, nothing to break or barter but my life

— Diane di Prima

So many people spend their lives chasing money and end up as the richest men in the cemetery. I don't want to be like…

— Ross Perot

My father died beside trees on iron rails... He had 77 dollars on him at the time, and we used the money for Thai…

— Miriam Toews

Once when I was home for Christmas, and I went down the street and gave 100$ to every homeless guy I saw, until I…

— Pete Wentz

A neighbour saw me, came round, and said I could earn another tenner if I did their garden. It wasn't long before I was…

— Gethin Jones

One summer vacation, I carried water to the town market to sell it, and I used some of the money I made to help…

— Chen Guangbiao

I went into the army worth a million and a half dollars, and came out a beggar.

— Nathan Bedford Forrest

I once bought a Manchester United hat, which I think was 12 shillings, and somebody ran up behind me and pulled it off and…

— Steven Morrissey

I said to MONEY: u r Just a Piece of Paper, Money Smiled and said: Ofcourse I AM a PIECE of PAPER, But I…

— Anonymous