Humor Quote by Colleen Houck

“I looked like a corpse, and not a particularly fresh corpse at that.”

— Emmett Spain

“After a lifetime spent in earnest earnest then what? After chasing after just such, it would have grinned even wider, if old corpses could……

— George Wier

“It looked like I was the dead itself, and that isn't something someone should aspire to look like.”

— Kelley Armstrong

“I'm not dead yet, just in a state of rapid decay, who isn't?”

— Charles Bukowski

“-I thought you were dead. -I was, a bit.”

— Jennifer Bosworth

“ Ah, well, she thought. Being dead is probably just like everything else in life: you pick some of it up as you go…

— Neil Gaiman

“Did you mean what you said before? About the dead hanging around? You really believe it?”

— Jennifer Walkup

“Don’t you see you are a corpse too after what was done to you and the true life is waiting for you to pick…

— Michael Gruber

“-Is he dead? -Gosh I hope so, because I went to a lot of trouble to dig his grave.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I feel tricked. I've literally come back from the dead for you and you're not interested.”

— Marshall Thornton

“He shrugs as he slowly collects himself. “I guess there was a part of me that kept hoping you would rise from the dead.…

— Christopher Pike

“So once you're dead there's just nothing?" "Basically.”

— Haruki Murakami