Funny Quote by Chic Murray Download Open image “She's a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right.” — Chic Murray ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Girl Humor Tattoo
Tattoos? piercings? and she just leanred to twerk? she got a brain and a ass — Alexia Copy Share Image
I think tattoos are horrible. It's like living in a Pucci dress full-time. — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
She is a loner, too bright for the slutty girls and too savage for the bright girls, haunting the edges and corners of the… — Eleanor Catton Copy Share Image
You might not think that, because I have so many of them, but I'm an absolute punk when it comes to tattoos. — Paul Wall Copy Share Image
I've never really been a fan of tattoos, but I wanted to see what it felt like. Rachel has a lot of them. — Amanda Seyfried Copy Share Image
“have no idea who she was,” Brandell said, “although I did recognize her from somewhere—I had the feeling that it was something bad. She… — David Lagercrantz Copy Share Image
Even though she saw tattoos everywhere, they continued to fascinate her. How bizarre to be branded like a box of cereal. Didn't people mind… — Suzanne Weyn Copy Share Image
You know, for a long time being a heavily tattooed woman was viewed as something gross, or you're either a criminal or a drug addict. It feels good to be a good representation of the art form versus being the token tattoo girl. I'm just glad that people even consider it to be sexy, because I think I'm just a… — Kat Von D Copy Share
“Used to be, only bikers and outlaws had tattoos. They were so commonplace now that they weren’t even a statement. Unless the statement was,… — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
Man I love them bad bitches with them sexy ass tattoos, them bad bitches with them bad bitches attitudes. — Webbie Copy Share Image
I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply. "Are you… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him.… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
