Funny Quote by Chic Murray Download Open image “If something's neither here nor there, where the hell is it?” — Chic Murray ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hell Humor Ifs
Whatever is here, is found elsewhere. But what is not here, is nowhere else. — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
Heaven is neither here nor there to me. Everywhere and nowhere. Just not in between, But I believe in Heaven. — James Russell Lowell Copy Share Image
God is here. Wherever we are, God is here. There is no place, there can be no place, where He is not. — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
This is not a place, after all. It is BETWEEN places. This is NOWHERE. A brief thought: I could stay here, abandon my quest,… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply. "Are you… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him.… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
