Humor Quote by Charles F. Hedges Download Open image ““If you're in your own bed, you're not passed out.”” — Charles F. Hedges ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“If someone lies in the bed they made, you don't have to tuck them in; but you don't have to hop in bed with… — Charles F. Glassman Copy Share Image
“When you're there, I sleep lengthwise. And when you're gone, I sleep diagonal in my bed.” — Phish Copy Share Image
“I had my own bed. I slept in it alone, except for those times when we needed—not sex—but sex was how we got there.” — Amy Hempel Copy Share Image
“You’re sleeping in my bed.” “Which is more unsanitary than the couch, I’m sure.” “There’s never been anyone in my bed but me.” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“My bed is better than all the rest. That’s why I just stand there staring at it, rather than actually laying down and getting… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You fell asleep in my bed with nothing on. I believe that's a free pass for any man.” — Liv Morris Copy Share Image
“I have no intention of spending the night in a chair and leaving you the bed.” — Kathleen E. Woodiwiss Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
![“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of…” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d79/nora-ephron-1217_business_s-ometimes-when-you-are-a-food-person-th_980.jpg)
