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Wanna Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But…
- I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.
- I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
- I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have…
- I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and…
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- Every once in awhile we may fall on our face, but we insist on doing what we wanna do. — Cliff Burton
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- I knew I wanted to have a doll of myself on the cover. I thought, I wanna see myself as a Ken… — David Byrne
- I have dogs, and it's no secret that I find reptiles interesting, but the thing about reptiles is that they really just… — Nicolas Cage
- I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss… — Jim Carrey
- I don't wanna get old and stagnant and hang around. — GG Allin
- Everything he wanna have-I got. — Tupac Shakur
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- I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name...' — Mike Binder
- I am a gangsta, Ms. Katie. I don't take nothing from no one. I do what I wanna do. — Lil Wayne